Get Excited About Life

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TY!
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The old lady hasn't spoke it all!

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The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband's lusty advances on
their wedding night and reprimanded him severely. "I demand proper manners in
bed," she declared, "just as I do at the dinner table."

Amused by his wife's formality, the groom smoothed his rumpled hair and
climbed quietly between the sheets. "Is that better?" he asked, with a hint of
a smile."
- "Yes," replied the girl, "much better."
- "Very good, darling," the husband whispered. "Now would you be so kind as to
please pass the pussy."
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The old lady hasn't spoke it all!
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